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Free 20-minute call · Free Marketing Audit worth £300
Twenty minutes with us. Then a proper audit of how your business shows up, free.
Before anyone spends a pound, we do two things. First, a relaxed 20-minute call to understand your business, what you'd like to achieve and what you can comfortably invest. Then, if it makes sense for both of us, a Free Marketing Audit worth £300: how you appear on Google, Bing and Apple, where you rank across your area, who's beating you and why, and the three fixes that would make the biggest difference. Yours to keep, whether or not we ever work together.
Message us with your business name and a couple of times that suit you. We reply personally, usually the same working day.
Why a call first?
Because a good audit depends on understanding your business, and because your time and ours are worth protecting.
You
get an audit that fitsTwenty minutes tells us which services matter, where your customers come from and what "good" looks like for you. The audit is built around that, not a template.
We
check we're the right peopleWe work with owner-run businesses whose customers come from the local area, and who are ready to invest for six months. If that's not you yet, we'll tell you what to do in the meantime.
Both
know what to expectBy the end of the call you'll know what the audit will cover, when you'll get it, and what a plan around your budget would look like. No surprises.
What the audit looks like
Three pages from a sample audit for a fictional Sidcup plumber. Every audit follows this format; the numbers and fixes are yours.
What the audit covers
Six things, measured from the outside exactly as a customer would see them. We don't need any logins.
Your Google, Bing & Apple listings
Claimed or not, right category or not, services, photos, posts, and whether Apple and Bing have ever heard of you.
Reviews against your competitors
Count, rating, how recent, and whether anyone replies, side by side with the three businesses beating you.
Directory listings
Where your name, address and phone number are wrong, missing or duplicated across the directories Google checks.
Website snapshot
Speed on a phone, whether it's clear what you do and where, and how many taps it takes to call you.
Three fixes, in order
The three changes with the biggest effect for the least effort, with how long each takes and whether you can do it yourself.
What happens on the call
The first ten minutes are about you. What you do, who your best customers are, where they come from now, what you've tried, and what you'd like to be different in a year. We'll ask what you can comfortably invest each month, because it shapes what we'd recommend; there's no wrong answer.
The next five are about how you show up. We'll have had a quick look before the call, so we can tell you the one or two things we noticed straight away.
The last five are about next steps. If it makes sense, we'll agree what the audit will cover and when you'll have it, usually within two working days. If we're not the right fit, we'll say so and suggest what to do instead.
It's a conversation, not a sales call. Nobody has ever been sold anything on it, and nobody will be.
- WhoDerryn, sometimes with Stefan. The people you'd be working with, not a salesperson.
- WhenWeekdays 8.30am–6pm, or an early evening by arrangement. Message us two or three times that suit you.
- WherePhone, WhatsApp video or Google Meet. Your choice.
- BringNothing. If you know roughly how many enquiries you get a month and where they come from, that helps, but it isn't required.
- ThenYour Free Marketing Audit, worth £300, within two working days of the call.
Questions people ask before booking
Why is the audit worth £300 if it's free?
Because that's what the work is worth: two hours of tools, measurement and an experienced marketer's judgement, written up properly. Agencies around here charge £300 or more for the same thing. We give it away because it's the best way to show you how we think, and because most owners who read it want to talk to us.
Is the call a sales pitch?
No. There are no slides and nothing to buy on the call. We ask about your business, tell you what we've noticed, and agree what the audit will cover. If we think we're not right for you, we'll say so and tell you what we'd do in your position.
Why do you ask about budget on the call?
Because we build plans around what a business can comfortably invest, not around packages. Knowing the number lets us tell you honestly what it would and wouldn't achieve. Plans start from £300 a month; if that's not where you are yet, the audit will still give you things you can do yourself.
What if I just want the audit and no call?
We understand, but the call is what makes the audit useful rather than generic. Twenty minutes is all it takes, and the first thing we'll do afterwards is send you something worth £300. That's a fair trade.
Do I have to give you any logins?
No. The audit is done entirely from the outside, as a customer would see you. If we work together later, we'll ask for access to your Google listing then, and you keep ownership throughout.
What happens after the audit?
It's yours. Act on it yourself; many do. If you'd like us to do it, or to build a plan that goes further, the next step is a Marketing Plan Session: £295, credited against your first month if you go ahead. No pressure either way, and we won't chase you with sales calls.
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Book your free 20-minute call
Message us on WhatsApp with your business name, what you do, and two or three times that suit you. We will confirm a slot, have a relaxed conversation, and then get to work on your Free Marketing Audit, worth £300. It starts with a free 20-minute call, and it's worth £300.
- 20 minutes, phone or video, at a time that suits you
- No pitch, no slides, nothing to buy
- A Free Marketing Audit worth £300 within two working days
- Three fixes you can act on, in order
- Yours to keep whether or not we work together